Astrological Shenanigans

"Someone is starting a new phase of their life today, and you will be especially tuned into it." That is the first line of my wife's horoscope today. The interesting thing is that my step-daughter turns 16 today, which is an important birthday. It makes her a quasi-adult. Not as important as 18, of course, since she's still a minor in almost every respect, but still it's at this point that she will start learning what it means to be an adult. The stars apparently have noticed this event. Don't tell my step-daughter, though. Her ego is already big enough. Kidding! Happy Birthday, Carmen!